The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋

A poll was taken by California Governor Gavin Newsom's office which asked whether people who live in California think Illegal immigration is a serious problem: 29% of respondents answered: "Yes, It is a serious problem."71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa."

I was having an argument with the wife and she said " When i married you, i thought ypu where brave"..... And i said "So did i all my friends"...

What’s the best pickup line for a girl in a wheelchair “What’s up Hot Wheels”

Have you heard about the rappers ghost writer going to jail He was behind bars

My 4 year old niece's unintentional dirty joke. Why did the fan blow itself? Because it was turned on!

"Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women? She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron."

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, do you know how to drive this thing?

Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.

I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'

She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.

My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”

“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!

Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.