The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋
Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!
What kind of dinosaur has a spike in his butt? A bronto-sore-ass!
My girlfriend gave me a steamed ball of dough filled with meat and veggies. I think she's dumpling me.
Doctor: how often do you exercise? Me: 3 times Doctor: A week? A month? Me: I have given my answer
Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner. She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it open, I say, "The easiest way to open this is with a little mussel"
At the last supper, Jesus breaks the bread and says "this is my body", pours the wine and says "this is my blood"... ...and then opens a jar of mayo and Judas says "Okay buddy I'm gonna stop you right there."
Why did the oyster leave the party early He pulled a mussel
What do you call a possum that goes back for seconds on soup A more-soupial
Humans exist in a tight range of 7.35-7.45 pH which means... Y'all basic!
Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won! The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..
What do you call a triangle that's had too much to drink? A rekt angle
It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"
Where does a crayon go on vacation? Color-ado. My seven year old just told me this one.
I don't mind being divorced. But I'd rather be widowed.
I have 11 New Year Resolutions... * Never make resolutions* Be accepting of paradoxes* Use the binary number system more often
A man placed an advertisement, "Wife wanted". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine