The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋
Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
A married couple goes to a marriage Counsellor to work out some problems. The Counsellor sits them on the couch and says "For starters, let's talk about something you both have in common." The husband says "Well, neither of us suck dick."
What did the policeman say to the condom? "Cover me; I'm going in."
Two calendars fell in love with each other They went on a lot of dates
I remember the time my cousin completely lost it and threw a giant fit at her 12th birthday party. After she changed her outfit she was fine... It was a post dramatic dress
A polar cub goes to its mom. \- Mom, is dad a polar bear?\- Yes, my darling.\- Is uncle Jim a polar bear?\- Yes, son.\- What about aunt Cindy?\- Yes, she is a polar bear too.\- Grandpa? Is grandpa a polar bear?\- Yes. Grandpa is a polar bear. Same with grandma.\- A... read more
The wife and I went to a bank robber-themed fancy dress party last night. Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.
My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted. Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.
I want to make a joke about hurricane Harvey But I am scared my inbox will be flooded
The birthday dragon tried to blow the candles for the 254th time. Btw the party was on fire. We had a blast.
I got a motorcycle for my wife last week. Best. Trade. Ever!
My roommate in college always gave us advice on what drugs to try on different holidays. He was the original trip advisor.
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TIL: Historically, eunuchs have been really wealthy and politically powerful. It’s part of their compensation package.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store... Does that make you an iWitness?