The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋

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My grandmother Eleanor gave me her fantastic seafood recipes But nobody wants to try my Salmon Ella.

There's usually workers at supermarkets who temperature probe incoming deliveries It's to make sure the temperature is below the required level and the produce hasn't spoiled.They don't get paid for doing this, they just do it probe ono

For his birthday, an old man’s nephews secretly hire a call girl for him. When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super sex.”After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the soup.”

I'm not saying I got too excited when I kissed that saxophone player... But I jazzed in my pants.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. Surprise, surprise!It was an Apple, but with limited memory.Just one byte, and everything crashed.

A joke from my 10 year old son. How do you stop an attack from a snowman? Kick him in the snow balls.

Uncle Ben would never discourage Peter from joining the Avengers. But his aunt May.

Did you know; you can fit 35 bananas in a kangaroos pouch Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore...

I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Kid to Work Day. As we were walking around, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed, 'Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?!'

Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'

Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.

I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.'