The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋

Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!

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I took a pole recently and turns out that 100% of people dont like it.. When their tent falls down...

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles

I had to break up with my girlfriend because she was obsessive about cellophane wrap. She was way too clingy.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

For years I’ve been hearing about how Cosmo’s Sex Tips changed peoples love lives for the better Wanda must be one lucky lady!

How did the cross-dresser rob the bank? By making a Trans-action

Have you heard about the rappers ghost writer going to jail He was behind bars

When I was a child, my mom’s nickname for me was Exclamation Point. She was shocked I wasn’t a period.

Why does Trump always use a golf cart when golfing? Walking the course is far too taxing on him.

They're playing with the largest deck of cards ever at this year's World Series of Poker. It's a pretty big deal.

I retired from rock drumming, but now I'm back! Repercussions

How many lawyers do you need to change a lightbulb? Three.One to climb the ladder, another one to shake it, and a third one to sue the manufacturer of the ladder.

What is the favourite instrument of someone who never gets laid? Incello.

My New Year Resolution is to give up sexual innuendos; Which is going to be extremely hard...