The Best (and Worst) Halloween Dad Jokes 👋

Get in the spooky spirit with our collection of Halloween dad jokes! These jokes are perfect for adding some lighthearted fun to your Halloween festivities. Whether you’re carving pumpkins, handing out candy, or just enjoying the season, our Halloween dad jokes will have everyone laughing with their silly puns and spooky punchlines. Explore the funniest Halloween-themed dad jokes for a ghoulishly good time!
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
A cemetery raises its costs and blames it on the cost of living Indeed a grave situation
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
How can you tell if a snowman is gay? The carrot’s in the back.
How can you tell a girl ghost from a boy ghost? Boooooooobs!You’re welcome. Happy Halloween everybody!
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.