The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind - it's tearable.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
What do you call an 8 year old stuck in a closet? I don't remember, but the amber alert called her Mary.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.