The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
9 months from now there will be a baby boom. 13 years later will give rise to the next generation, known as Quarenteens.
This is a joke about the shirt you are wearing right now. It probably went over your head, didn’t it?
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!