The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?' 'A little hoarse.'
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled during her period? They say she has a mean flow.
What do Bloods use as money? Crip-toe-currency
[At the scene of the murder] Cop 1: This seems racially motivated. Cop 2: Hate crime?Cop 1: Of course I hate crime, moron. That’s why I’m a cop.
30 Seconds To Mars for only 5 Seconds Of Summer? I'd better get my Nickelback or there'll Panic! At The Disco.
Did you hear about the lady who backed into a running fan? Disaster.
You know, youtube improving the lives of creators and vaccines causing autism have at least on thing in common Neither actually happen
"I want a divorce" I told the judge. "All my wife does every night is go from bar to bar to bar. "What is she doing that for?" Asked the judge."Fu***ng looking for me."
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Dad: I named you after my father. After my father: I know
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'