The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
6000 languages in the world And you chose to talk shit
I stabbed a vampire, beat zombies to death and killed devil itself... my wife rushes through the room and shouts, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM CANDIES, FRANK"
What is it called when a chameleon can no longer change colors? A reptile dysfunction.
In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again... He says, "I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."
Buddy of mine was complaining about work, having a hard time dealing with his two aides. I said tell me about it, I just got my third hepatitis.
A reporter in Houston asked a woman how many churches were open during the flood She said; "I don't know I eat at KFC"
Life Pro Tip ~ if you start watching, "When Harry Met Sally" at exactly 11:15 pm on New Year's Eve, when the clock strikes midnight... You'll still be just as single as when you started the movie...
I'm not saying I got too excited when I kissed that saxophone player... But I jazzed in my pants.
Did you know; you can fit 35 bananas in a kangaroos pouch Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore...
My uncle got rich the American way He tripped over things and sued people.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
What did the necrophile do when he met a hot chick? He took her out.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'