The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋

I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

Crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It wasn't a great day at the zoo.

A married couple is sitting at the kitchen table The woman asks her husband: "Tell me, what did you think when you first saw me?" The man replies: "I thought - damn, I would like to suck her tits dry and fuck her brains out."The woman blushes and asks: "What do you think now?"The man says: "I think, I did a pretty good job with that."

What do you call a sweatshirt on the ledge of the tower bridge? A jumper!

What would you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? Your funding taken away and a call from the ethics board.

I met two guys wearing matching clothing. So I asked them if they were gay. They promptly arrested me.

Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.'

What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.

The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this

Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.

My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'

When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.