The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋

What’s the last letter in the fascist alphabet ? I’m not so sure... all I know is it’s “not z”

Christopher Museum I was walking through the Christopher museum and the tour guide was showing me some of the exhibits. He said this hat was worn by Colombus, these gloves were owned by Nolan, and these boots are made for Walken

Bob Ross said "We don't make mistakes. We just have happy accidents." So, either he lied and my parents made a mistake or I'm an accident.

Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the road? Me neither, I couldn't follow it.

Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.

My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.

I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.'

I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.

Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.

An increasing number of farmers are losing their crops due to drought It's a growing problem.

This guy had a problem of oversleeping. He was always late for work, and his boss was getting mad. So he went to the doctor and got some pills that were supposed to help. That night he slept well and woke up even before the alarm. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove happily to work. "Boss," he said, "the pill the doctor gave me actually worked!""That's fine," said the boss, "but where were you yesterday?"

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!

Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.

I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house... but the kids still get in.

What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'