The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!