The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋

A German goes on holiday to France. He gets to passport control and the woman asks "Occupation?" "No, just visiting." Said the guy.

I'm 25 years old and finally decided to tell my parents and the rest of my family that I don't want kids The look on my mom and dad's face was pretty judgmental, but my wife and two children took it really, really hard.

What's the difference between the governor of Texas and a neanderthal? Neanderthal evolved.

Me and my brother have quite the connection together We're siamese twinsNote: I am actually not a siamese twin

Yesterday I dressed up as a woman to further understand the struggles women deal with every day. Apparently, women are often called a “cross-dressing weirdo”.

I hate it when engineering students call themselves "Engineer" you don't see med students calling themselves doctor, or art students calling themselves unemployed.

Simon was in a car crash with his uncle..... Sadly his uncle died, but Simon was savedbut lost both his legs. The surgeon was able to sew his uncle's legs to his body. When he was recovered he decided to pursue his loveof music and performed in the local pub as Simon and Halfuncle.

I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.

I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.

Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.

I ate a kids meal in McDonald’s this morning. His mother was furious.

Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.

I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.

Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.

I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.