The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
A Jewish kid wants to go to the mall... and asks his dad for forty dollars."Thirty dollars?" he replies. "What do you need twenty dollars for?"
My local cemetery is working to resell mine and my wife’s burial plots to a new buyer... We’re in grave danger
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
What do you have to do to get Germans to join a war? You don't have to do anything, they're already at the front.
Mystery Ink Reddit Bull, Claims Alaska Girl Pics are expected to prove supposed underground print version of famed forum made with "disappearing ink" a hoax.
If Trump wanted to avoid impeachment... ...he should’ve falsely claimed there were WMDs in Iraq
Little boy runs to his mother yelling "Mommy, dad hung himself in the bathroom!" Panicked mom runs to the bathroom only to see it's empty. "Haha Aprli Fools!" laughs the boy "He hung himself in the basement."
My parents are divorced, and my dad took it kinda hard I once asked him for an xbox, and he handed me a container of my mom's stuff.