The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
My mom told me to load the dish washer. So I got her pregnant.
Did you hear about the two atomic bombs that got into an argument? They had a fallout.
My Grandparents passed away together last night. He went peacefully in his sleep, but she was apparently distraught before dying, screaming and crying hysterically I guess we really should've taken away his license
Someone asked me if I'd ever given a sterile guy a blowjob, so I racked my brain trying to remember if I had. Alas, I just kept drawing blanks.
Can you name the 3 NFL team's mascots that start with the letter "F"? The Falcons, the Fourty-Niners and the F***ing Dolphins!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.