The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. They're the Tolkien white guys.Edit: Swigity Swoo, I got a silver from you?Edit: Golly Gee, a gold for me?Edit: Boo hoo, a baby snoo too?Edit: Cowabunga Grift, I got a coin gift!Edit: Beagle pup, here comes a bless up!
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea? It sinks.(Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
I grew up believing my grandfather had been a Japanese prisoner of war. Turned out he just liked hiding things up his arse.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it's becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We'll see about that.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa walk into a bar. [ERROR 404: NOT FOUND]
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.