The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
Why don't men in the Middle East smoke weed? Only women get stoned.
“Grizzly found causing mayhem at a BBQ” First, he mauled dad in the back garden. Then he cooked up some burgers, urinated in the punch and downed the lot of it. The newspaper headline read: “Bear grills, drinks his own piss”
A blond was listening to breathing exercises on headphones and her boyfriend came up behind her and took them off her head. She died.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.