The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.