The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What did the Finnish surgeon say after he botched a surgery? Please don’t Soumi.
My wife thinks her ability to tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue is cool but as a man with a cherry-stem-sized penis I'm horrified.
Both of my parents have brown eyes, so I wasn't too surprised when my girlfriend asked me where I got my blue eyes from. I'm not 100% certain, but I think they belong to the hitchhiker chained in the basement.
Boxes of previously uncounted ballots have been found in Florida Associated Press is now declaring the State of Florida for Al Gore
Even though I have an Engineering degree and I’ve re-wired my house to add updated lighting... People are typically shocked when they find out I’m not a good electrician.
My social life is like an oxygen mask Nonexistant unless something bizarre happens
When I met a girl I liked, I used to put all my favorite things about her surrounded by curly braces inside a Javascript file. I feel bad about it in hindsight. Now I know it's wrong to objectify women.