The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
A pillow warmer is a stupid idea… Use your head!
Did you hear the NPR segment about how it’s rude to ask how heavy people are? “Weight? Weight!? Don’t tell me!”
What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex? The crayon is non-toxic!
Russian literature is built on suffering. Either the character suffers, the author suffers, or the reader suffers. If all three are suffering, then it's considered a Russian masterpiece.
A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay". I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?