The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel? ' The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head! '
What do you call a flying priest? A bird of pray.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
Clothes, but no cigar.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
A smart cop, a dumb cop and cinderella walk down the street and see a dropped coin on the ground. Who picks it up? The dumb cop; because Cinderella and a smart cop exist only in stories.
I bought a warehouse full of soup stock Now I'm a bouillonaire
Sand Castle with Grandma Today, I made sand castles with my grandma, but for some reason, everybody freaked out and called the cops on me.Next time, I'll do it away from the cremation center.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.