The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I had to get a new pair of scissors today. The old ones just weren’t cutting it.
I thought it would be a real ethical conundrum when the PETA Headquarters got a rat problem But they just did what they do to all the dogs they rescue.
How can you tell a snowman from a snow woman? Snow balls.Yes. This is an old one. It's probably appeared here a million times. But it will be new to someone.
Lazy people fact #2048290320389220192842991 You were too lazy to read that number.
My teenage daughter can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer... I guess she'll have to flip a coin....Heads or Tales.
Why do fish form schools, but ants form colonies? Cause *truants* don't go to school!(I came up with this right now)
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon 5 years ago, but still has not been awarded a gold medal. China refuses to acknowledge Ty won.
They say I'm overconfident Edit 1: Thanks for the silver!Edit 2: Thanks for the gold!Edit 3: Thanks for the platinum!Edit 4: Wow this really blew up!
What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck? The angle becomes a rectangle
Did anybody hear the one about the lad who tied his shoe laces using just the power of his mind? Thought knot.
Why does The Backstreet Boys make a bad cardiac specialist? Because they'll tell you it's nothing but a heartache
“I’m sorry,” the doctor says, “you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you’ll only be fed cheese and bologna.” “Will that cure me?” the patient asks. “Well, no,” the doctor replies, “but it’s the only food that will fit under the door.”
Did you hear about the shopping center that burned down? Nothing was left but Kohl’s.
My girlfriend told me my stool would improve when I started taking probitoics But it's still shit
Why does the rabbit sleep with its eyes open? Because it has short skin.