The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did the cucumber said to the other cucumber? Nothing. Cucumbers don't speak.
A chick asked me for a meal I told her i don't serve food.
There’s gonna be a 50p coin commemorating Brexit It’s nearly done. They just can’t decide what to do with the border
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Tony Stark catching Nick Fury up on the events of Civil War Tony: So anyway the Avengers broke up and Steve is a fugitive now.Fury: Wait, are you serious?Tony: No cap
I was laid off due to COVID, so I took a job at an origami factory Unfortunately it folded.
A guy wants a divorce. He tells the judge "I cant take it anymore she's out going from bar to bar every night way past midnight" The judge responds "what's she doing"The guy says "looking for me"....
6000 languages in the world And you chose to talk shit
I opened up a summer camp for kids with adhd. Although I regret calling it a concentration camp.
Queen Victoria didn’t do such a good job keeping drinking water away from toilet water... but it was still frowned upon to cholera fool.
A reporter in Houston asked a woman how many churches were open during the flood She said; "I don't know I eat at KFC"
What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter? Dear Sir or Madam,Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.Sincerely,The Internet Provider
There's usually workers at supermarkets who temperature probe incoming deliveries It's to make sure the temperature is below the required level and the produce hasn't spoiled.They don't get paid for doing this, they just do it probe ono
For his birthday, an old man’s nephews secretly hire a call girl for him. When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super sex.”After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the soup.”
I'm not saying I got too excited when I kissed that saxophone player... But I jazzed in my pants.