The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
I'm considering becoming a mind reader.. What are your thoughts?
As Northern Germans, we really struggle with the six feet distance mandate ... Hopefully we can go back to our usual 10 feet distance after being vaccinated.
I don't trust a teacher who reviews every single piece of homework they give out I think they're mass-grading as someone else.
I was struggling to pick up a bottle of water in Morrisons the other day, so I turned to the woman working there and said "Why is this bottle so difficult to lift?" She responded "That's because it's an Evian"Edit 1: Thanks for the awards kind stranger!!!!!Edit 2: I've never got this many awards! I wish I could give you all one back!!!
[Not the Same one] A sheep and a snake roll down a hill inside a drum Ba dum tss ba dum tss ba tss tss dumP.S. i know this is a shitty take on the sound, but you hear it at the start of the video.
Language barriers go brrr I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
My wife left me because she said I kept leaving oxygen tanks around the house. I thought that they created atmosphere.
My friend likes to make off-color jokes about environmental disasters, like the Exxon Valdez and the Deepwater Horizon accidents. He's so crude.
How did the Mexican cheese factory report an equipment malfunction? No whey, Hose A.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!'