The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Me: What’s a pirates favorite letter?Unwitting person just living their life: R?Me: R’s what you’d think but it’s the C they love!
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
What did Silver say when it saw Gold walking across the street? Au!
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
Ruth wasn't invited to the party. The people at the party were ruthless.