The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
I’m trying to write a joke about hurricanes But at the moment it is just a draft.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.'
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What do you call Batman when he keeps skipping mass? Christian Bale.
Sherlock opens a salon. Sherlock combs.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.