The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
What do you call a TV vaccination? A screen-shot.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!'
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
So what if I don't know what apocalypse means? It's not the end of the world.
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.