The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
I was going to record a video of me playing the violin but... I didn't want to fiddle with the camera
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
"I've never been good at dealing with confrontation." "Pardon?""Nothing."
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How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
Toronto Raptors: We are the only sports team named after a dinosaur! New Orleans Pelicans and Atlanta Hawks: Well technically -