The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
Somebody set an alarm... ... To wake up green day.
Alphabet Soup? More like Times New Ramen, amirite?(Not OC, but one of my favorite one-liners and haven’t seen it posted in this sub)
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
Clothes, but no cigar.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
A guy walks into a bookstore and asks for a book on Pavlov and Schrodinger. The book keeper says it rings a bell but he doesn't know if it is there or not.
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.