The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
What do you call Spiderman when he parks his car? Peter Parker
A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes... The bartender says that'll be $20.20
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it... Lunch.
What remains stationary no matter how hard you push? The envelope.
The chemistry teacher babbles on, "Yada yada, chemical formulae, elements, atoms, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium..." One of the students stands up and says, "BORON!!!"
What do you do if you see two snails fighting Nothing, just let them slug it out
I was in the library today and I saw a sign on the emergency exit that said, "This door is alarmed"... And I wondered, what startled it?
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.