The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What's got 24 legs and flys? 12 pairs of jeans
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
How do cannibals eat pancakes? They wait by tall buildings.
What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions? A philosiraptor.
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.'
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
What do you call Bill Gates when he’s flying? A Bill-in-air.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'