The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
To all the people that don't cover their mouths then they cough. You make me sick.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
Security guard goes outside a side door for a cigarette and spots a sandwich on the ground with wires sticking out He radios his boss "Hey Jim, there's a sandwich outside the door here with wires sticking out of it"His boss replies "Is it ticking?""No, it's turkey and ham."