The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
What's the worst part about sorting by new? The jokes
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.