The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
When i have a martini shaken not stirred, i always add a viagra It might not make me Daniel Craig, but it will make me Roger more.
What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J.
I told my drums, cymbals, xylophones, gongs, bells, and rattles players to play their part twice... ...but they didn't, so there are going to be re-percussions.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.