The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
A woman walked into the dentist's clinic very nervously and said, "I'm scared. I'd rather have a baby than get a tooth pulled out." "Fine with me," said the dentist, "but I'll have to adjust the chair."
What did the printer say when it ran out of paper? Oh sheet
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
What do houses wear? An address.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
Which song would an exception sing? Can't catch me - Avicii
What do you do to snitches in the snowman mafia? You ice em’
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.