The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
Three old friends, Joe, Bob, and Vick are sitting on a park bench. Joe says, "Windy ain't it?"Bob says, "Nah, it's Thursday."Vick says, "Yeah I'm thirsty. Let's go get a beer."
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally, my high school karate lessons paid off.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?' 'Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.'
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!'
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
Why did the Americans win the space race? Because the soviets were Stalin.
Keith Flint failed his English at School. It was a really tough break because his final essay was excellent He just ran out of space
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!