The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
I didn’t really understand baseball in the past Just didn’t catch it back then
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge."The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery."The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
Three old women sneak some Jack Daniels into a baseball game, taking shots after each half inning. What inning is it now? It's the bottom of the fifth, and the bags are loaded.
Someone once asked me "What's your favourite shade?" I said it was kind of a grey area
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.