The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
What time is it? I don't know... it keeps changing.
What's Drake doing on his birthday? An 18 year old.
My 9 year old.... ...is yelling at me, "Hey dad, look at me! Im a 3D printer!"I respond "Close the bathroom door, son!"
A car thief gets brought before the judge Judge: Why did you steel the car?Thief: I had to get to work.Judge: And why didn't you take the bus instead?Thief: I've got no licence for driving a bus.(English is not my first language and I am on mobile)
I've been falling asleep listening to comedy specials and I don't think it's good for my health Because I keep feeling funny in the morning.
Whats a pacifist favorite food? Peas
My pet baby shark said his first words, he said.. Da da, da da
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneak-ers
There's a fine line between the numerator and denominator.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!