The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.