The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope
How do you turn a penny into a dollar? Cut it into four quarters. I haven't seen this one before and i just thought of it on my own but if it's already been done I'm sorry
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college? A Graduated cylinder.
I saw a synopsis and some abstracts shot down in a hail of bullet points. I guess it was a summary execution.
Kid: Dad, I need to fix my bike tire, it's flat. Dad: Kiddo, you need a henway for that. Kid: What's a henway? About three pounds. (read outloud)
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
There's a new game called "Silent Tennis." It's like regular Tennis, but without the racquet.
A friend just called me to tell me he has changed his name to 'Spinal Column'. I asked if I could call him Back.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.