The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! It's impossible to put down!
An emo became a perfect film editor he made very accurate cuts
Q: What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? A: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
What's the worst thing about going up the stairs behind someone? The ascent. (Ass-scent)Thanks to my daughter for that one.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.