The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
Because of all the studying, I spend an unhealthy amount of time sitting. I think I am understanding.
A guy storms into a bank, pulls out his gun, points it at a teller and hollers, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” Trembling, the teller stammers, “D...d...don’t y...y...you m...m...mean h...h...history?” The robber screams, “Don’t change the subject!”
Fighting COVID-19 by contact tracing and quarantining those with connections to infected people means that... Poor Kevin Bacon never gets to leave his home.
A guy walks into a convenience store and asks "Can I have a can 'o dew?" Store clerk tells him, "No can dew"
Saw a right angle resting under a tree this afternoon and thought.... Wow! 90 degrees in the shade!!
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.