The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
My wife said I had to stop listening to Meat Loaf. I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
What happened to Hawaii when it lost all of its musical instruments? It became an a cappellago.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
Did you hear about the tornado that hit the trailer court in Little Rock? It destroyed the Governor's mansion.