The Best (and Worst) Pun-Based Dad Jokes 👋

I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.

“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '

What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'

How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.

At the job interview, they asked me, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.

When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'

The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this

A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.

Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?

This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.