The Best (and Worst) Pun-Based Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into a world of wordplay with our collection of pun-based dad jokes! These jokes are filled with clever puns that will have you laughing and groaning all at once. Whether you’re a fan of cheesy wordplay or just love a good pun, our pun-based dad jokes are perfect for anyone who enjoys the art of wordcraft. Explore the funniest puns and enjoy the witty charm of dad humor!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
You stole my viola, cello, and double bass. You made me so angry, I'm violint now.
Did you hear they are changing the Uncle Ben’s Logo? Everyone thought it was ricest.
What did the carrot say to the cucumber that owed him money? Hey man, you knew the dill. Now you're in a pickle, and I couldn't carrot all.
Some crocodiles got together to write parody songs. It's a pun croc band.
My New Year’s resolution is to stop using aerosol deodorant. Roll on 2019
What do you call a cheese factory from the Middle East? Cheeses of Nazareth
Have you heard about the rappers ghost writer going to jail He was behind bars
In Australia they use kangaroo broth to make Marsoupial
I'm finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It's my new years resolution.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
Why is the letter A like a flower? Because a “b' comes after it!