The Best (and Worst) Pun-Based Dad Jokes 👋

What was Sherlock Holmes' favorite protein source? Mystery meat.

Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'

When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.

Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.

What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.

What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.

Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.

A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain. The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."

I wanted to invest some money into my uncle’s Indian restaurant He said: it’s naan of your business

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi.

The guy who invented velcro shoes thought to himself 'Why knot?'

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.