The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
What’s more unbelievable than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
My neighbor’s yard is so vibrant and colorful. Good thing I switched his weed killer to MiracleGro.
Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA? The Make-A-Wish foundation.
Stormy Daniels should run for president If we're going to have an inept asshole in office I'd rather have a bleached inept asshole
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.
What do houses wear? An address.
I once got fired from a canned juice factory. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.