The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
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In tragic news, Donald Trump's personal library has burned down Now he will never find out if the caterpillar ever got a good meal
I remember when I first started using drugs. I was 18 years old. It all started with a spliff, the odd bong or two. Before I knew it, I'd started using amphetamines like speed and for a stronger buzz, I moved on to ecstasy. It wasn't long after, that I started on the hard stuff, like cocaine and heroin.I was a complete mess.I was broke and my body was ruined.But fuck me, what a night.
Call me any names you want, but I believe my country is being run by a decent and intelligent president for years already. All I could wish for is... to be able to post this in a different sub.
So I bought a burglar alarm. Now my burglar has no excuse to oversleep.
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
High School Bully The guy who picked on me all through high school and then became a millionaire just placed a delivery order at KFC.Now I get the last laugh. I gave him original recipe and he ordered extra crispy. Checkmate Justin, you fucking loser
There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors. Oh and weird concurrency bugs.Oh and weird concurrency bugs.
A man walks into a Halloween party wearing nothing but his underpants and has a woman stuck on his back His friends see him and ask "What are you supposed to be?""A turtle" the man replied"What? How is that a turtle? and why is there a woman on your back? the friends ask"Oh, thats just Michelle"
there are no red states or blue states in america. they're all like mitch mcconnell's handssome shade of purple.
An r/classicialmusic mod removed this one when I posted it. What's the difference between a bull and a symphony orchestra? A bull has the horns in front and the asshole in back.
I knew a guy who managed to unlocked 100% of his brain He died of a seizure in the hospital, it was pretty tragic
America won the war against COVID the same way they won the war against Vietnam It got too expensive and they just declared it was over.