The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Only in England. £800 fine if you are caught at a house party during lock-down.But reduced to £400 if paid early.If you catch covid at the party, the government willgive you £500 to stay at home.That's £100 profit.This country is absolutely fucked.
Bet your bottom dollar... ...there's a coin up your ass.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
In Germany it’s frowned upon to manhunt people named Kyle It’s in poor taste to seek Kyle
Elon Musk has Tested his New Nerolink Brain Implant on Pigs No word yet if it has successfully stopped them from shooting black people.
The voices in my head are ok, I can deal with them… It’s the voices outside my head that bother me and fuck my life up…
TIL of a knight who is as tiny as a sperm Sir Cum Sized
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.